Okay, Vicki and Mary Anne seem thrilled that they finally figured out what I "am". I mean it took them long enough. The sad thing is that according to "humankind" I am a Golden Duckwing. I think the "golden" part is perfect but "duck" wing? What is that? I am not a duck and I have two wings. It seems ridiculous to be compared to those stinky fowl that chase me around the nature center. I plan on petitioning the Universal Chicken Association (UCA) and protesting this "naming". I think something like "Royal Golden Able To Come Back From Certain Death Amazing Fantastical Fowl" is much better.
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