Spring Thoughts

Well things have become quite irritating even with the wonderful weather! First, where is the rain? I just get covered in dust when I am scratching for bugs. I need to keep up my appearance for the ladies! On another irritating front, those two web footed creatures have grown quite a bit and now they think they are in charge. The white one tries to grab me and chase me around. I am pretending to tolerate their bad behavior. But just wait! I think the other one has been busy laying eggs and that is why the white one is in such a bad mood. I would be upset if my mate laid 16 eggs! I mean who is going to raise that brood? What are they thinking? In addition to that craziness there is an irritating new bird in the yard. It is swooping and chirping all over the place. I believe they are calling it a Purple Martin. How irritating. All that chirping needs to stop. I heard something about a long distance journey from Brazil. Can't they just stay in one place? Why come here and bug me? UGH!